A man said to his pastor one Sunday, “I would like to attend church next Sunday but I don’t want to miss the game.” The pastor said, “That’s what TIVO, DVR’s and recorders are for.” The man’s face lit up and he said, “You could record your sermon? That is wonderful! Thanks so much!”
A young girl was running late for Sunday school so she began running as fast as she could. As she ran, she prayed, “Lord, please don’t let me be late! Lord, please don’t let me be late!” Suddenly she tripped on a rock and fell. She got her clothes dirty and tore her pretty, new dress. Getting up, she brushed herself off, and then started running again. While running she began to pray, “Lord, please don’t let me be late and please don’t push me either!”
I will be taking a brief hiatus. I plan to post a few blogs here and there but not many. I know I cannot be responding to comments in a timely manner. (Please don’t be offended, I will get to them.)
Most of you have probably noticed my blogging has slowed down considerably. This is due to a myriad of reasons: my health and different procedures I am having, the busyness of summer and emotional strain.
I lost my Mom several years ago in July, on the anniversary of my assault. A double-whammy to say the least. Though time has helped tremendously on both fronts, July still remains a very, very tough time for me.
In addition, somehow, inexplicably, I have lost (overnight, no less) over 250 followers. I am hopeful that this is just a glitch and not a reflection of poor blogging!!!!!!! Can’t imagine they all decided at the same time to unfollow. Who knows, not I for sure, but maybe they did.
I love cooking my family and pets!
(Someone help-we need some commas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I recently wrote a review on a fantastic book called The Reason by William Sirls. Mr. Sirls was kind enough to send me the trailer to the book (and it looks like, from the comments, that it will be made into a movie. If it is, I can’t wait to see it, as I loved the book.
**Portions of this film may be disturbing, view with caution.**
So far, today, I’ve done OK.
I haven’t gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, or self-centered. I’m really happy about that so far. But, Lord, in a few minutes I’m going to be getting out of bed and then I’m really going to need a lot of help.
Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:17 KJV
Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people. Proverbs 14:34 KJV
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7: 14 KJV
If that nation, against whom I have pronounced, turn from their evil, I will repent of the evil that I thought to do unto them. Jeremiah 18:8 KJV
Well, not exactly, but they are dolphins! Genesis 1:20-23(KJV) 20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. 23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.