“Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the fasten seat beat light. Please fasten your seatbelts as we are about to encounter severe turbulence. Please do NOT move from your seat. Thank you.”
Between the medicines wacky symptoms and my now having a severe kidney and diverticulitis spell, we are encountering major turbulence in the form of highly emotional bouts.
“Uh, Houston, I don’t think I signed up for this!”